Guide for Facing The Fact Your Single Mother Is Now Dating A Kobold

Dude, that shit fucking rocks you have a kobold parent. What the fuck is there even to have a problem with, that shit sounds fucking tight as hell. Dude, if my mom came home dating a kobold i'd fucking flip. Like, I would literally do a fucking flip, maybe even a backflip. I can't even do a fucking flip and I would do one that's how fucking sick I think it is.